Overheard conversation at work
- Child: "Mommy, what's a prostitute?"
- Mother: "Um... it's.. a..uh, very sad lady."
- Child: ... *exclaims* OH NO!!! Mommy! Are you a prostitute???
- Mother: O_O
- Me: Um... I'll come back to take your order.
Oh dear god.
And, possibly, even, Dear God….
These people vote.
she can vote. Her whole family can vote.
everyone in that pulpit can vote.This is why democracy doesn’t work very well sometimes.
*facepalm*
OMFG, Chris Brown looked so good in that video especially when Nicki was grabbing him from the back….This is how I was everytime he came across the screen the wettest in the building.
The lyrics to wettest in the building are rifuck’ndiculous
Reblogging for the dog.
(Source: youtube.com)
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Maybe… if I have someone to go with.
Random Feels
I’m moving a few months to Orlando. Only a few hours away but still a distance.
Why am I suddenly freaking out about my boyfriend??
Lately all I can think about is him cheating while we’re separated. And it’s stupid because he’s NEVER given me a reason to even THINK that he would cheat on me. I love this boy and he loves me. Brain.. wtf?!? Stop being dumb.
I guess I keep thinking about my last shitty ex… but I need to remember that my he’s not him.
Meh. Feels.
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How To Blow Up An Egg
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Science, for the win.
(Source: britneys-unicorn)
I seriously can’t wait to get this apartment with my own room…
I just want to watch porn without worrying if someone is going to bust through the door.
Stupid door. Stupid broken door.
always
Officially.
Last night I had a dream that I was in “Legend of Zelda: The Musical”
I was playing the part of Link.
Please note these few things:
- I am a Black… girl.
- Link doesn’t talk.
- I can’t sing. Not well enough for a musical anyway.
I had a blonde wig and Zelda was a guy in drag.
Dancing to Sandstorm by myself at 3:30 in the morning…
Let the solo rave continue…
Things I love about my life right now:
1. My boyfriend is fucking awesome. He let’s me kiss girls still :3 And not in the creepy kind of “ohfuckyesgirlongirlactionissofuckinghot” way either. He accepts my sexuality and let’s me embrace it… haha only to a certain extent though of course ;) And for that, I love him.
2. I’m graduating in 5 days. *Praise Dance*
3. My therapist said that he amazed at how much I have improved from the first time I stepped into his office. He just said that he’s so proud of me. Like I’m a completely new person. Where was I a year ago? Not where I am now, so who gives a crap!
4. Did I mention my boyfriend? Treats me like a GODDESS.
5. Omg, food. I’m super broke and I have been getting so much free food lately from just being in the right place at the right time. *Another Praise Dance*
6. I’m just thankful to be alive, and happy, and livin’ life.
